SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.


SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.



AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.



ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.



A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.



A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowki

        di minggu pagi nan cerah...ketika seharusna ada upgrading (oia...saia mw pamer klo saia adalah salah satu orang bloon yg bruntung jadi asisten)....saia lanjutin ya....upgrading buat praktikum modul 8(gag penting saia jelasin modul 8 itu apa ya...) tjdi pbincangan antara saia dan seorang sahabat.
sebut saja "sahabat kiki"....

sahabat kiki   :"ki,........
miSS              :"yaph bLo..."(bLO ia bkn bRO....da sejarah tsendiri knp bs begitu )
sahabat kiki   :"ngomong2 Lo mw jadi apa...?"
miSS              :"maksudna....??"
sahabat kiki   :"masa Lo gag pnya cita2...??"
miSS              :"Owwwwwwwwwww......(sambiL bfikir dgn keras....sambil mengerutkan keningnya)...jadi orang kaya,bLo..."
sahabat kiki   :"yang lebih spesifik duun....."
miSS              :"OKay....mmmmmm...jadi apa ya??jadi istrinya orang kaya......"(maklum sodara2...penulis dalah seorang yang sangat matre....cinta sekali ma yg namany duit...kLO brantem ma sang pacar, sang pacar slalu mengeluarkan jurus ampuh..."yuk blanja yank...." dan penulis langsung mesem2 gag jelas....)
sahabat kiki   :(masih tampak serius dan menerawang jauh)"klo ak pengen jd pengusaha beras d  lombok (oia...sahabat kiki ini adalh campuran Lombok(sang ibu) dan Jogja(sang ayah)........)pnah k Lombok gag Qi...??
miSS              :"Blum....knp Lombok??"
sahabat kiki   :"soalnya Lombok tu masi tertinggal bgd...masi bnyk orang susah...paling yang agak berada pada kerja d Pemda..."
miSS              :"sungguh mulia cita2 mu sahabat....,okay aku ganti cita2....jadi artis dewh...."
sahabat kiki   :(mesem2...menyadari klo temannya memang benar2 tak berguna...)
                        "gw ingin memajukan Lombok, ki"
miSS              :"Okeh dewh...ak dukung!! ngomong2 ngapain qt kUL susye2 gini yaph??jurusan elektro telekomunikasi tapi gag ada sdikitpun cita2 untuk memajukan telekomunikasi Indonesia.....wahahahahahah.....!!"

.......pembicaraan pun berakhir dikarenakan olehbanyak hal yg tidak bisa saia jelaskan disini yaitu adalah pak KOORD Assisten sudah menyuruh qt untuk melanjutkan uPgrading Kembali...

tapi oleh karena pembicaraan siang itu yang sangat menegangkan...malem2 gw jadi mikir GW MAU JADI APA??

lagi kangen pacar ni.............

hehe saudara...saudara...sptny bnyk bgd posting gw hari ni...
gpp lah ya...hueheheheheeheu...

by the way...critana gw skrg Lg kUliah d institut teknologi telkom so kampusny juga dikenal sebagai kampus telkomunikasi...

jadi...jadi...intinny bulkan kampus gw....

kjadiannya dah lama bgd....

pada suatu pagi pas jaman2 ny penerimaan murid baru:

..kring...kring...(telpon kosan berbunyi) gw yang tanggap akan lingkungan, lincah dan ceria langsung mengangkat telp..pdahl gw tw pasti bkn bwt gw...
yak maklumlah sodara2 pancasial ups pancasila mksudna gw A...inget2 susah bwt gw dpt nilai A...huhuhu

miSS : "Hellowwwww.........kos2an cewe keren disini (maklum penulis adlah seorang yang lebay)
org d seberang di sana(alias odsds) :(suara cowo ni)"hallo teh...dya ny ada?"
miSS :wah...gag ada kyna...knp mas??"
Odsds : "gpp teh..kmn yak?"
miSS :"kyna Pedekate..."(tanpa dosa)
odsds :"haa....gag qo teh..."
miSS :(merasa binun)"mmmm...iya qo pedekate...."
odsds : "sumpah teh...kagak"
miSS :(dah mulai nyolot.....)"bener qo pedekate.........srius!!!yg tmn sekosny sapa seyh??"
odsds :(mulai agak ketakutan...krn nyadar orng yg di ajak ngobrol bukan orang baik2).".....sumpah teh.........brani sumpah....saia gag ada maksud pedekate ama dya"
...............biiip...biiip...biip......(tanda telp d putus sepihak)

    gw bengong...gag tw mesti ngomong apa....alis gw turun...tyus naek lagiii...mikir bentar....akhirna....hUkakakakakakakk...........gw ketawa2 sndiri d samping meja telp ky orang ksurupan....

jadi sodara2 karna kampus gw kampus telekomunikasii ospekna d sebut PDKT (baca pedekate) alias PENGENALAN DUNIA KAMPUS TELEKOMUNIKASI dan oknum yg tersebut di atas alias dya adalah panitia ospek yang tHn itu...

bWt mas2 yang nelpon....:saia mohon maav sebesar besar nya....saia tidak pnah bermaksud untuk mengintimidasi sodara...

Inti na minggu ini gw lagi pusing bgd...